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Aaron Wagner
"Sucking up the knowledge like a freakin' SPONGE."
Bio
And now for some REALLY crappy copy: Let’s see how many sentences I can start with some form of “I”. Here we go.

I was born in 1973 in Kalamazoo, Michigan. I now live in Sarasota, Florida.

I write persuasive ads, informative corporate newsletters, magazine articles in industry-specific publications, and other stuff. I’m also pretty good with marketing ideation.

I’m a workaholic by some standards. I have a robust sense of humor, making fun of myself on a regular basis. I am my harshest critic, which serves to improve my skills each day.

I don’t like black liquorish or liver.

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